Twunch

Hey everybody- heil me.  Whatever.  I know it’s been a while since I’ve been able to shout out about what’s been going on in my life but since we invaded Poland I’ve been hella busy.  It seems like not a weekend goes by these days without a barbeque or a rally- I’m bushed.  But it’s a good bushed.
I got so hacked off the other day- I bought a pair of pants and the cuffs were uneven.  And I’m all "Hey, pal, how am I supposed to lead a thousand year reich with these cuffs." And the guy, the whaddya call it, the tailor guy, he actually had the gall to tell me that one of my legs was longer than the other.  So I ended up breaking a very nice, whaddya call it, urn or something on the guy’s skull.  And that made me feel like I’m this out-of-control madman and you all know that’s not what I’m going for.  I mean- anyway. It was a bring down.
Now, I feel like all I’m writing about are downers.  Oh!  Here’s something- things with Eva are totally going smooth.  I mean last night, she came over and we watched Leni’s new movie together.  Just me and her and the dogs.  I fell asleep for a big chunk of the movie but she was really cool about it- though I think my hair treatment made a stain on her blouse.  She gets me though- you know?  And dear God- I’ve never been so good in bed- I am amazing with her!  Not that I’m usually bad, but that girl’s like a pinball machine!

Allright, that’s all I can write right now.  I’ve got a headache or something.  It’s pissing me off. 

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